Lazy Keto Poke Bowl.

After a summer of eating all the fun things, I gotta say, I’m miserable. I’ve gained weight, I’m bloated (you’re welcome), and I can’t get off my butt for even one sun salutation. Fun foods hurt my body. So I’m back on the ‘ole keto train. It’s not easy at the beginning. Feels kinda like a breakup. But they’re just feelings and they will definitely … Continue reading Lazy Keto Poke Bowl.

cauliflower rice bowl.

Is that pretty? It’s pretty to me because I know just how comforting this little bowl of delicious umami is. Because I just tucked into my second bowl. Because I can when it’s cauliflower. BOOM. Here’s the recipe! CAULIFLOWER RICE BOWL 1 tablespoon butter or coconut oil chopped crispy prosciutto or bacon (skip the sulfites) chopped pineapple cauliflower, riced (I used a bag of already-riced cauliflower) … Continue reading cauliflower rice bowl.

blackened cauliflower cakes.

here’s what i did: in a blender or food processor (my food processor broke so i’m using a blender), mix the whole head of already-roasted cauliflower (that had been in the fridge the entire week), squeeze the entire head of already-roasted garlic in (it’s super mild since you roasted it), add a little bit of veggie stock if you’re using a blender to get it going, an … Continue reading blackened cauliflower cakes.